Im not gay but I'll learn | silver01ta's Blog

Now with college football starting this weekend and the NFL starting next weekend, I got a good source of testosterone. But when they play some crap game on ESPN like.... oh I dunno.... Rutgers or some other non top 10 team... I change the channel.

Usually I land on HGTV or the WE channel. Yes I said it. Sometimes I'll watch the WE channel. Ive noticed I have homosexual tendencies every now and then. I check out dudes all the time but Im not sexually attracted to them. I just like looking at people. Obviously I look at women. Thats pretty much 90% of my day. Anywho... so I was up late watching Wedding Cake Masters, and those of you who know me know that I just LOVE cake. So after salivating for an hour during wedding cake masters I saw a commercial for the next show "Bridezillas." Ive heard of the term but have never seen it.

The current episode had a dude who was a "groomzilla" and a girl who was a complete BITCH. The dude was this 350lb guy who tought he was the most handsome man in the world. Im no prize myself and I know I can be concieted sometimes... but this guy was way more into himself than me. But enough about him. They featured another "couple" and I use that term loosely because the girl in this "relationship" (again another term used loosely) was a COMPLETE BITCH. She wasnt a bridezilla... she was a straight up bitch. And I cant emphasize that enough.

THE RED FLAGS.

1) When a girl says "SHUT UP, DAD. JUST SHUT UP" in front of people and a camera crew. You know how she will treat her husband.

2) When you see the mother of the girl who whines and complains about every little thing, you know how the daughter will be and possbily look like in 30 years.

3) When a girl says "I OWN YOUR ASS" in front of your friends.... thats when you kick her ass down the stairs.

4) When a girl treats you like a five year old in front of EVERYONE.... that when you get the fuck outta there.

If I have a daughter, I will teach her to #1) Respect Me, #2) Respect herself, and #3) Respect others. The whole time Im watching this getting madder and madder. I was mad at the groom for just letting this girl walk all over him. That my friends is going to be a shitty marriage. That guy is going to find love in the arms of another girl real quick. Its just a shame to see a guy loose his manhood in front of everyone. I have enough pride and common sense. Its not her way or the highway, because if I meet a girl like that, I am kicking her ass to the curb.

For those of you who watch "That 70s Show", the girl I am describing is just like Jackie. The only difference is Jackie is hot so you put up with it. Where as this girl... not so much. So ladies... if you think you can be a complete bitch... the only way you are going to get away with it is if you find a complete spineless sap... or you are at least a 9.5.